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I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftist

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StatementA clean white tee with a loud back print. Simple from the front, impossible to ignore from the back.
PrintDense back print, made to be seen and read.
FitComfortable everyday fit. Take your usual size.
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01100% cotton, dense and opaque fabric.
02Wash inside out at 30°C.
03Do not tumble dry.
04Do not iron directly on the print.
Fair Wear Foundation

FAIR WEAR FOUNDATION Ethical standards for safer working conditions in textile production.

OEKO-TEX Standard 100

OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Textile tested for substances that may be harmful to skin or health.

PETA Approved Vegan

PETA APPROVED VEGAN No animal-derived materials used in the garment.

THE NIGHTMARE

One bad night. Five scenes.

11:47 PM
11:47 PM

You fall asleep. Somewhere, a dream starts going very wrong.

The dream
The dream

Your hand is glued to the highway. You are on your way to a protest against yourself.

3:00 AM
3:00 AM

Cold sweat. Heart pounding. You check: still you. Relief.

The proof
The proof

Some nightmares deserve a witness. This one is yours.

Welcome back
Welcome back

You made it back. Wear it like a medal. Welcome to the right side.

SIZE GUIDE

Nail your size.

True to size. Between two sizes? Go one up.

A B
A
51 cmChest width
B
74 cmLength

Pro tip: grab a t-shirt you love, lay it flat, measure it and compare.

THE GEAR

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I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftist | T-Shirt
The cotton

100% cotton, 170-180 g/m². Heavy, structured, zero see-through.

★★★★★ 4.9/5 · 1,200+ survivors
JakeTX
★★★★

wore it under my suit at my sister's wedding. revealed it during the first dance. i'm no longer the godfather. worth it.

MikeOH
★★★★

My vegan neighbor saw me mowing the lawn in it. Three weeks, zero eye contact. Peace at last.

TylerTN
★★★★

posted a mirror pic in the family group chat. my aunt left the group. my uncle ordered two.

NickGA
★★★★

Wore it to therapy. My therapist said we finally made a breakthrough.

DanMO
★★★★

Took 6 days to arrive. Worth the wait tho, the print is super clean.

BradNC
★★★★

my ex saw me in it and blocked me again. best purchase of the year

GregAL
★★★★

Got asked to leave a coffee shop in Portland. I'm framing this shirt.

SamCO
★★★★

HR saw it at the company barbecue. I have a meeting Monday. Still five stars.

ChrisFL
★★★★

Quality honestly surprised me. Thick cotton, print still perfect after 6 washes.

EmmaAZ
★★★★

Bought it for my husband. He's insufferable now. Five stars anyway.

JakeTX
★★★★

wore it under my suit at my sister's wedding. revealed it during the first dance. i'm no longer the godfather. worth it.

MikeOH
★★★★

My vegan neighbor saw me mowing the lawn in it. Three weeks, zero eye contact. Peace at last.

TylerTN
★★★★

posted a mirror pic in the family group chat. my aunt left the group. my uncle ordered two.

NickGA
★★★★

Wore it to therapy. My therapist said we finally made a breakthrough.

DanMO
★★★★

Took 6 days to arrive. Worth the wait tho, the print is super clean.

BradNC
★★★★

my ex saw me in it and blocked me again. best purchase of the year

GregAL
★★★★

Got asked to leave a coffee shop in Portland. I'm framing this shirt.

SamCO
★★★★

HR saw it at the company barbecue. I have a meeting Monday. Still five stars.

ChrisFL
★★★★

Quality honestly surprised me. Thick cotton, print still perfect after 6 washes.

EmmaAZ
★★★★

Bought it for my husband. He's insufferable now. Five stars anyway.

Questions you were going to ask anyway.

What's the fit like?
Classic unisex fit, true to size. Between two sizes? Go one up. Between two ideologies? We can't help you. That's kind of the point.
When will I get it?
Printed on demand in 2-3 business days, at your door in about a week. Slower than fast fashion, yes. We print when you order instead of guessing like a five-year plan.
What if it doesn't fit?
Contact us within 30 days and we sort it out. We're on the right, not heartless. Those are two different things, whatever your professor told you.
Is this a joke?
The print is. The t-shirt isn't. 100% cotton, 170-180 g/m², double-stitched. The most serious joke you'll ever own.
My leftist friend is offended. What do I do?
Order them one. Exposure therapy gets great results.
Can I wear it to Thanksgiving?
Recommended. Sit next to the cousin who went to Berkeley. Have someone film it.
Will it ruin my dating life?
It's not a bug, it's a filter. The ones who laugh are keepers.
Do you ship to California?
Yes. Especially to California. We consider it missionary work.
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