I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftie
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You fall asleep. Somewhere, a dream starts going very wrong.
You are glued to the highway, lecturing the traffic about the planet. You sold the ute.
Cold sweat. Heart pounding. You check: the ute is still there. Relief.
Some nightmares deserve a witness. This one is yours.
You made it back. Wear it like a medal. Welcome to the right side.
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100% cotton, 170-180 g/m². Heavy, structured, zero see-through.
wore it under the suit at my sister's wedding. revealed it during the first dance. no longer the godfather. worth it.
My vegan neighbour watched me mow the lawn in it. Three weeks of silence. Bliss.
posted it in the family group chat. aunty left. uncle ordered two.
Wore it to the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Made four mates and one enemy.
Took 6 days to arrive. Worth the wait, the print is super clean.
my ex saw me in it and blocked me again. best purchase of the year
Copped a lecture from a bloke chained to a tree. Framing this shirt.
HR saw it at the work barbie. Meeting Monday. Still five stars.
Quality honestly surprised me. Thick cotton, print still perfect after 6 washes.
Bought it for my husband. He's insufferable now. Five stars anyway.
wore it under the suit at my sister's wedding. revealed it during the first dance. no longer the godfather. worth it.
My vegan neighbour watched me mow the lawn in it. Three weeks of silence. Bliss.
posted it in the family group chat. aunty left. uncle ordered two.
Wore it to the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Made four mates and one enemy.
Took 6 days to arrive. Worth the wait, the print is super clean.
my ex saw me in it and blocked me again. best purchase of the year
Copped a lecture from a bloke chained to a tree. Framing this shirt.
HR saw it at the work barbie. Meeting Monday. Still five stars.
Quality honestly surprised me. Thick cotton, print still perfect after 6 washes.
Bought it for my husband. He's insufferable now. Five stars anyway.