I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftie


  • Heavyweight cotton100% cotton, 170-180 g/m². Keeps its shape.
  • Print that lastsBack print, wash after wash. The joke stays sharp.
  • Printed on demandShipped from your region. No waste.

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Beware of copies. Only the official THE RIGHT SIDE store guarantees the original: heavyweight cotton and a print that survives the wash.

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Our fabric meets ethical, social and health standards recognised worldwide.

No animal material, no animal testing.

Fair working conditions in the factories that make it.

No harmful substances, checked by independent labs.

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SIZE GUIDE

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A
51 cmChest width
B
74 cmLength

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4.9 out of 5·1,257 reviews

« Wore it to a family dinner. My brother-in-law went very quiet, very fast. »

✓ VerifiedJames H., 34, Leeds

« Three people stopped me in the street to ask where I got it. The cotton is thicker than I expected. »

✓ VerifiedSophie W., 29, Bristol

« A guy just nodded at me across the platform. Not a word. That was the whole point. »

✓ VerifiedDaniel C., 41, Sheffield
  • The message« I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftie ». Printed on the back, readable from three metres.
  • PrintPrinted on demand, one piece at a time. No warehouse, no leftovers.
  • FitUnisex, straight cut. Take your usual size.
  • SizesS to 5XL.
  • ShippingPrinted and shipped from your region. 14-day returns.
  • Composition100% cotton, 170-180 g/m². Dense, opaque knit.
  • NeckRibbed crew neck, taped shoulder to shoulder.
  • WashingInside out, at 30°.
  • DryingAir dry. No tumble dryer.
  • IroningNever directly on the print.
Fair Wear Foundation
Fair Wear Foundation

Fair working conditions in the factories that make it.

OEKO-TEX Standard 100
OEKO-TEX Standard 100

No harmful substances, checked by independent labs.

PETA Approved Vegan
PETA Approved Vegan

No animal material, no animal testing.

THE GEAR

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I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftie | T-Shirt
The cotton

100% cotton, 170-180 g/m². Heavy, structured, zero see-through.

The detail

What you do not see on the photo

It enters the room before you
The print, up close
170-180 g/m², dense knit
A cut that holds
Unisex, S to 5XL
Readable from three metres
Printed when you order
01 / 07

It enters the room before you

At the restaurant, at the office, at a party: the message gets read before anyone says hello. That is exactly what we ask of it.

02 / 07

The print, up close

Printed on demand, one piece at a time. No warehouse, no leftovers, no print that flakes off on the third wash.

03 / 07

170-180 g/m², dense knit

Opaque, even in white. You can wear it on its own without a second thought.

04 / 07

A cut that holds

Ribbed crew neck, taped shoulder to shoulder. The point that gives way first on a cheap tee is doubled here.

05 / 07

Unisex, S to 5XL

One cut for everyone. Your size for a straight fit, one up for oversize. You decide how it falls.

06 / 07

Readable from three metres

The type size is set so the message carries. That is what triggers the looks, the nods, and sometimes the conversations.

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Printed when you order

Every piece is made after your order and shipped from your region. No container, no surplus, no three-week wait.

Wear what you think.
Stop whispering it.

This is not a garment. It is a sentence you no longer have to say.

01

You are not alone

Your colleagues lower their voice when you speak. Then an election comes around, and it turns out there are millions of you.

02

A sign, not a speech

In the street it gets noticed without a word. A look, a nod, done. That is the whole point.

03

Built to last

Heavyweight cotton, a print that survives the wash. Your convictions are not disposable. Neither is your t-shirt.

The t-shirt the left hates·Woke up on the right side·Printed on demand· The t-shirt the left hates·Woke up on the right side·Printed on demand·

They wear it

It gets recognised without a word

In the street, at the office, at family dinner.

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I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftie
I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftie

The question everyone asks

Why not the cheap copy

Because we ordered some too. Here is what was in the parcel.

THE RIGHT SIDEMarketplace copy
Cotton170-180 g/m², certifiedNot stated
CertificationsFair Wear, OEKO-TEX, PETANone
SizesS to 5XLS to XL
ShippingFrom your region2 to 4 weeks
Returns14 daysAt your cost
DesignOriginal, officialRough copy
SupportAnswers in your languageForm, no reply

We did not pick them at random

Verified reviews. Owned opinions.

My husband will not take it off

« I had to order a second one because he refused to let me wash the first. Better quality than I expected for the price. »

Sarah L. 36, NottinghamVerified purchase
Real cotton, at last

« I had ordered two tees from another brand before. The cotton was a disaster. This is real fabric, you can see it and feel it. »

Daniel W. 41, LeedsVerified purchase
Arrived sooner than expected

« The cut falls well without sagging, and the message reads from a distance. Exactly as described. »

Tom H. 29, BristolVerified purchase

No nasty surprises

How it works

Today

You order

Secure payment. Confirmation by email within the minute.

Then

We print it

Your t-shirt is made after your order, in a workshop in your region.

Finally

You wear it

With a tracking number. And if the size is wrong, you have 14 days to send it back.

We answer

The questions we get

The cut is straight, take your usual size. The size guide above gives the exact measurements in centimetres.
You pick 2 or 3 t-shirts at the top of the page. The more you take, the lower the unit price, and the digital extras unlock.
Wash it inside out at 30°, no tumble dryer, never iron on top of it. It will hold for years.
Returns within 14 days. We refund or exchange, whichever you prefer.
Only the official THE RIGHT SIDE store sells this design. Anywhere else is a copy, with the cotton that goes with it.

You do not wear it.
You claim it.

Printed on demand, shipped from your region, 14 days to send it back if the cut is not right.