I Had a Nightmare... I Was a Leftie
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You fall asleep. Somewhere, a dream starts going very wrong.
You are on a picket line in the rain, chanting for higher taxes. You call your grandad a fascist.
Cold sweat. Heart pounding. You check: still you. Relief.
Some nightmares deserve a witness. This one is yours.
You made it back. Wear it like a medal. Welcome to the right side.
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100% cotton, 170-180 g/m². Heavy, structured, zero see-through.
wore it under the suit at my sister's wedding. revealed it during the first dance. no longer the godfather. worth it.
My Guardian-reading flatmate saw it drying on the radiator. Three days of silence. Bliss.
posted a pic in the family whatsapp. auntie left the group. uncle ordered two.
Wore it to the pub quiz. We lost. I won.
Took 6 days to arrive. Worth the wait, the print is properly clean.
my ex saw me in it and blocked me again. best purchase of the year
Got a full lecture from a bloke on a cargo bike. Framing this shirt.
HR saw it at the summer do. Meeting booked for Monday. Still five stars.
Quality honestly surprised me. Thick cotton, print still perfect after 6 washes.
Bought it for my husband. He's insufferable now. Five stars anyway.
wore it under the suit at my sister's wedding. revealed it during the first dance. no longer the godfather. worth it.
My Guardian-reading flatmate saw it drying on the radiator. Three days of silence. Bliss.
posted a pic in the family whatsapp. auntie left the group. uncle ordered two.
Wore it to the pub quiz. We lost. I won.
Took 6 days to arrive. Worth the wait, the print is properly clean.
my ex saw me in it and blocked me again. best purchase of the year
Got a full lecture from a bloke on a cargo bike. Framing this shirt.
HR saw it at the summer do. Meeting booked for Monday. Still five stars.
Quality honestly surprised me. Thick cotton, print still perfect after 6 washes.
Bought it for my husband. He's insufferable now. Five stars anyway.